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MLBFinal22 May, 2026

Seattle MarinersvsKansas City Royals

SEA 2/KC 0

MLB.TVKauffman Stadium
Things to say

Seattle beat Kansas City 2-0 at Kauffman Stadium.

01
opener
Mariners squeaked one out in KC, 2-0. Quiet game, pitchers' duel kind of night. Royals bats just never showed up.
02
key player
Whoever Seattle ran out there was dealing — Royals couldn't put a crooked number up all night.
03
hot take
Royals are 20-31 and it's not bad luck anymore, that lineup can't hit its way out of a paper bag.
04
deep cut
Kauffman plays huge in May, two runs is basically a blowout in that ballpark when the wind's blowing in.
05
exit
Anyway, we'll see if Seattle can keep it rolling — they're sneaking back toward .500.
The recap

Mariners snuck out of Kauffman with a 2-0 win, the kind of quiet road game where the pitching just smothers everybody. No leaders or scoring summary to point at, but a shutout on the road tells you Seattle's arms got into their stuff and the Royals bats never threatened.

Kansas City drops to 20-31 and you can feel the season slipping — zero runs at home on a Friday night is rough. Seattle climbs to 25-27 and suddenly that .500 mark is right there in front of them.

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