Vol. IThe Bluffball AlmanacWED, JUL 29, 2026

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Chapter V · Soccer

fifa world cup


FIFA World Cup · retrospective

Spain are your world champions, grinding out a 1-0 win over Argentina in the final to lift the trophy. The whole tournament, though, was really about how Spain won it — a back line that just refused to break, stacking clean sheets and 1-0s until the job was done.

  1. 01the championSpain took it, beating Argentina 1-0 in the final on the only goal that mattered. Their knockout run was a masterclass in boredom-as-a-weapon: 1-0 over Portugal, 2-1 past Belgium, 2-0 on France in the semi, then 1-0 in the final. Nobody could crack them.
  2. 02the runThe semifinal was the statement. Spain drew France — group-stage winners who'd scored for fun — and shut the door completely, a clean 2-0 that never felt in doubt. Argentina, for their part, went a perfect nine points in the group and rode three straight one-goal knockout wins to the final.
  3. 03the heartbreakBrazil. Topped their group, looked the part, then got bounced 2-1 by Norway in the round of 16. A tournament heavyweight packing their bags early to a team nobody had circled — that's the one that stung.
  4. 04remember whenThe third-place playoff, of all games, turned into a track meet — England 6, France 4. Ten goals in one match while the actual final was settled by a single strike. People will bring that scoreline up for years.
  5. 05exitAnyway, Spain are kings for now — we'll see if anyone's built to knock them off when the big one rolls around again.
Group A
TeamPWDLGDPts
1MEXMexico3300+69
2RSASouth Africa3111-14
3KORSouth Korea3102-13
4CZECzechia3012-41
Group B
TeamPWDLGDPts
1SUISwitzerland3210+47
2CANCanada3111+54
3BIHBosnia-Herzegovina3111-14
4QATQatar3012-81
Group C
TeamPWDLGDPts
1BRABrazil3210+67
2MARMorocco3210+37
3SCOScotland3102-33
4HAIHaiti3003-60
Group D
TeamPWDLGDPts
1USAUnited States3201+46
2AUSAustralia311104
3PARParaguay3111-24
4TURTürkiye3102-23
Group E
TeamPWDLGDPts
1GERGermany3201+66
2CIVIvory Coast3201+26
3ECUEcuador311104
4CUWCuraçao3012-81
Group F
TeamPWDLGDPts
1NEDNetherlands3210+67
2JPNJapan3120+45
3SWESweden311104
4TUNTunisia3003-100
Group G
TeamPWDLGDPts
1BELBelgium3120+45
2EGYEgypt3120+25
3IRNIran303003
4NZLNew Zealand3012-61
Group H
TeamPWDLGDPts
1ESPSpain3210+57
2CPVCape Verde303003
3URUUruguay3021-12
4KSASaudi Arabia3021-42
Group I
TeamPWDLGDPts
1FRAFrance3300+89
2NORNorway3201+16
3SENSenegal3102+23
4IRQIraq3003-110
Group J
TeamPWDLGDPts
1ARGArgentina3300+79
2AUTAustria311104
3ALGAlgeria3111-24
4JORJordan3003-50
Group K
TeamPWDLGDPts
1COLColombia3210+37
2PORPortugal3120+55
3CODCongo DR3111+14
4UZBUzbekistan3003-90
Group L
TeamPWDLGDPts
1ENGEngland3210+47
2CROCroatia320106
3GHAGhana311104
4PANPanama3003-40

June 2026July 2026

The marquee event on the slate is the FIFA World Cup Final, with Argentina taking on Spain at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford tomorrow evening — about as big as football gets. Argentina arrive as defending champions looking to go back-to-back, while Spain will be desperate to deny them and claim the trophy on North American soil.

A nil-nil draw through ninety minutes would push it to extra time, but expect both sides to push for a winner early rather than settle into the kind of cagey affair that ends in penalties.

World Cup · The week ahead